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<title>Good Night</title>

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<copyright>&#xA9; 2006 Dick Summer</copyright>

<itunes:summary>"Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, chucks the day&apos;s problems, gives you a verbal back rub and tucks you in for a safe, sound, good night&apos;s sleep.</itunes:summary>

<itunes:subtitle>"Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, chucks the day&apos;s problems, gives you a verbal back rub and tucks you in for a safe, sound, good night&apos;s sleep.</itunes:subtitle>

<description>Sometimes it&apos;s hard to get to sleep.You just can&apos;t seem to say goodnight to yourself. Booze helps sometimes...or pills. But that&apos;s a big step down a bad street. "Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, helps you chuck the day&apos;s problems, gives you a verbal back rub, and tucks you in for a safe, sound, sleep. Dick Summer&apos;s voice puts a strong and friendly arm around your shoulder. You hear him on television commercials all day. But when it&apos;s getting late, and you want to "take the day and shove it," but you can&apos;t seem to say good night to yourself... Dick&apos;s Podcast is a quiet place to rest your head...a safe place to hide a hurting heart...a gentle place to fall. It&apos;s a comfortable way to tell yourself, "Good Night."</description>

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<itunes:keywords>sleep, health, spoken word, sexuality, Louie-Louie, good night</itunes:keywords>

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<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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    <title>The Here&apos;s Looking At You Kid</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/131_Here'sLookingAtYouBackrubs.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Here&apos;s Looking At You Kid</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
    Bogart and Bergman got it right in Casablanca. Remember them when Cupid Calls on Valentine's Day. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:07</itunes:duration>

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    <title>So Far</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>So Far</itunes:subtitle>

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What a time we've had. So far.  
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>11:18</itunes:duration>

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    <title>He Was A Guy</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/181_HeWasAGuy.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>He Was A Guy</itunes:subtitle>

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My dad was my hero. Maybe that's why I never got to know him better. I wish I had known him just as a guy. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:16</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Peek-a-boo-Game</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/180_ThePeekABooGame.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Peek-a-boo-Game</itunes:subtitle>

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It takes guts to play the Peek-a-boo-Game. It can tear you open. But maybe it's worth it to find out what you're supposed to be if/when you grow up. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>10:49</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Don't Bug Me</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/179_DontBugMe.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Don't Bug Me</itunes:subtitle>

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A bug sitting on the wall, or on the floor is ok with Lady Wonder Wench. But when one lands on her needlepoint, it's time for me to put on my Indiana Jones hat...tilted 45 degrees to the left. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:24</itunes:duration>

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  <title>Happy 2010</title>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Happy 2010</itunes:subtitle>

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    <![CDATA[
When you say 2010, it even has a happier sound than "twenty oh nine." It's like the difference in how you look when somebody is taking your picture and you say "Cheese"... instead of being a wise guy and saying "Limburger." 
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  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

  <itunes:duration>12:35</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Flight Before Christmas</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/176_TheFlightBeforeChristmas.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Flight Before Christmas</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
When my Lady and I took off for our traditional Christmas flight, most people thought we were looking for Santa.  We weren't. And I'm glad to tell you that we did find what we were looking for...one more time.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:21</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Christmas With Dave</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/175_ChristmasWithDave.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Christmas With Dave</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
Dave is my favorite Christmas musician. He keeps a tradition alive that goes back a long time. I have two other favorite musicians. But Dave is the go to guy at Christmas.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:26</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Make Your Mark With Hark!</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/174_MakeYourMarkWithHark.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Make Your Mark With Hark!</itunes:subtitle>

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The only reason anybody pays attention to the Herald Angels, it that they're always saying, "Hark." You want' attention...do what the Herald Angels do.    
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>12:39</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Christmas Story Swap</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/173_ChristmasStorySwap.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Christmas Story Swap</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
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If you tell me one of your Christmas stories, I'll tell you one of mine. You first.  
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:19</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Thanks</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/172_Thanks.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Thanks</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
DISCLAIMER: This does not mean that women are NOT saints. Nor does it mean that ALL men ARE saints. I would be thankful if you would remember that. After all, that's what Thanksgiving is all about. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>15:15</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Randy The Fish Whisperer</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/171_RandyTheFishWhisperer.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Randy The Fish Whisperer</itunes:subtitle>

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Randy had a smile on his face that was so wide, his ears were drooping, he was wearing a sweaty sweat shirt & jeans, and he was carrying two very substantial gift pieces of trout. It's a good life.  
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>15:25</itunes:duration>

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    <title>A Moment Out of a Life</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/170_AMomentOutOfALife.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>A Moment Out of a Life</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
Tossing out stuff that has been sitting in my closets. Tossed everything...even some memories. But not all of them.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:45</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Pleasure of the Treasure</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/169_ThePleasureOfTheTreasure.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Pleasure of the Treasure</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
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Small changes make big differences. Here's a small change on the way too often told story of the evils of the pleasures of the flesh. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>18:18</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, love, sleep, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Potholes, Do-Overs, and your Goo</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/168_PotholesDoOversAndYourGoodieGrabber.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Potholes, Do-Overs, and your Goo</itunes:subtitle>

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Just hit a big pothole. Hope I didn't break my Goodie-Grabber. I need one more Do-Over...right now. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:34</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, love, sleep, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>There&apos;s A Booger In Texas</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/167_TheresABoogerInTexas.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>There&apos;s A Booger In Texas</itunes:subtitle>

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There's a booger in Texas. And Burrbank is where they keep the cold, hard, cash. But Saturday nights you want to spend in Mississippi...because there's a place there called...YAZOO ! These are the musings of a slightly fermented maturity challenged mind. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:44</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Flu Goo</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/166_TheFluGoo.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Flu Goo</itunes:subtitle>

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There's one comforting thought when millions of us have our arms full of flu goo...there's a voodoo doll out there somewhere having a really bad day. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>12:56</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Save The Dinasaurs</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/165_SaveTheDinasaurs.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Save The Dinasaurs</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
Those were the days. You'd put a barrel of warm milk out for your pet saber tooth tiger, and call, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty." Then you had to jump back pretty fast, because those guys didn't much care who they saber toothed. This time, we look back at some of the "Days"...and we're bringing some of the nights back.  
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>15:54</itunes:duration>

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    <title>True Confession</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/164_TrueConfession.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>True Confession</itunes:subtitle>

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You shouldn't go to bed with somebody you shouldn't go to bed with. But if you do go to bed with somebody you shouldn't go to bed with...skip the boxer shorts please. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:57</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Days Of Future Past</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/163_TheDaysOfFuturePast.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Days Of Future Past</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
There's hope when the dreams of the immediate future are kinder than the history of the recent past.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:09</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The "R" Word</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/162_TheRWord.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The "R" Word</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
You can only hold your belly in for so many years. This is the story of the "R" word. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>15:08</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Dirty Harry's Smile</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/161_DirtyHarrysSmile.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Dirty Harry's Smile</itunes:subtitle>

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Big Louie, his own bad self, the Chief Mustard Cutter of the Louie-Louie Generation has issued his first "Dirty Dog Alert." Why is "Dirty Harry" smiling when justice needs to be done ?
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:04</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Memory Movies</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/160_MemoryMovies.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Memory Movies</itunes:subtitle>

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A long look in a full length mirror, and seeing reflections of the Midnight Ladies of Midtown Manhattan.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:55</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Getting Honest</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/159_GettingHonest.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Getting Honest</itunes:subtitle>

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  A couple of emails, and a really dumb thing I did this week made me think pretty hard about this one.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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The guy on the cover of the magazine is young. He looks like he forgot to shave for a couple of days before the photo shoot. More than likely, he holds several scoring records, many of which are not in recognized sports. He likely has women he doesn't even know running around his house in high spiked heels, doing floor exercises while wearing sweat pants from Victoria's Secret, and arguing with each other over who gets to give him a back rub with her carefully manicured nine inch fingernails when he gets home. But I'm better off, because of the fingerprints on the carpet.
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    <itunes:duration>14:57</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Dinner At The Diner</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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This is the story of a memorable dining experience. Some people know the high hopes that come during the first few hours of a diet. Other people just drown their sorrow with Redi Whip. The best place to figure out who belongs to which group is a table near the salad bar at a diner. We can watch an endless array of human dramas play out there behind the beets...if we don't let the lettuce get us. 
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    <itunes:duration>14:45</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Glasses Guy</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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      Some days you're the bird, and some days you're the statue. I've been Lawn Tractor Man, Life Guard, Pilot, Late Night Radio DJ, Hunky Husband, Dad, and lots of names I won't mention. But now...I'm Glasses Guy. This is new for me. It's going to take some getting used to. I started thinking, why couldn't this work around the other way. Instead of starting to have trouble seeing, why couldn't I start being hard to see...like becoming invisible.  Try thinking about those possibilities without getting a smile on your face that lasts for at least three weeks.
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    <itunes:duration>16:50</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Attitude</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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 I don't mind people looking at me and saying, "He's getting older." But I don't ever want people to look at me and say, "He's getting old." The difference is Attitude. Louie-Louie Generation Guys and Dolls are riding our exercise bikes, while our kids are driving cars. No question...things are changing. But unless you're sitting in your rocking chair, but can't make it go, or you get winded playing chess, you don't have to get old. But it takes more than just wishing. It takes attitude. And by the way, be careful what you wish for. You might get it. Like I did. Listen.
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    <itunes:duration>14:01</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Summer's Solo Sleazies</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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      What's a Louie - Louie Generation guy supposed to do when he needs a back scratch, but Catherine Zeta Jones is off doing a movie? Who's going to go and get him something cold from the fridge when an overwhelming thirst for something cold strikes but Angelina Jolie is having a night out with the girls? Here are some of the answers to burning questions like that. You will experience the solo pleasures of the Retro Rub. Writhe with pleasure with a thorough Scalping. And sop up the very good vibrations of Sniffing and Sneezing. Dig right in.
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    <itunes:duration>16:33</itunes:duration>

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    <title>A Man's Plans Are Written In The Sands</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>A Man's Plans Are Written In The Sands</itunes:subtitle>

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 There is only one explanation for why I bought my Lady Wonder Wench a brand new, hideously expensive car today. And that explanation can in no way be considered reasonable. But I'd do it again.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:28</itunes:duration>

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    <title>A Very Shirt Story</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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 The title is a very bad pun. But the story is a very happy one. It's about shirts, and the people who wear them. Especially one person who wore a shirt that seemed magic to me.
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    <itunes:duration>13:52</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Third Anniversary</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Third Anniversary</itunes:subtitle>

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      Actually, this is our third anniversary plus a month. I promised to tell you about the top five podcast downloads of the year at each of our anniversaries, so I guess it's better late than never. One important observation for you guys from Big Louie, his own bad self…the Chief Mustard Cutter of the Louie-Louie Generation this week: "Sex is better than cutting the lawn, no matter what your wife tells you."
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    <itunes:duration>15:07</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The King of the Road</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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   Elbow Grease can make you the King Of The Road. Just roll down your car window, and stick your left elbow out there into the sunshine. You'll have an instant, "Beam me up Scotty" moment. The dark clouds will disappear. You will be 18 again. You will spend all of your spare time doing shower duets with the companion of your choice. Think I'm kidding…try it. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:02</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Shut Up And Listen</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Shut Up And Listen</itunes:subtitle>

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 We need all the help we can get. The economy is in trouble, we've got wars breaking out like pimples, and our satellites are getting taken out by space junk, so we ought to be listening for some new ideas.. even nutty ones. But we're just yelling at each other. Time to take a tip from my Lady Wonder Wench. Whisper. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:05</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Your Google Giggle</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/148_YourGoogleGiggle.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Your Google Giggle</itunes:subtitle>

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 Google lurks somewhere down deep inside your computer. And it knows everything. It's like the wise guy who sits on the mountain top and tells you the true meaning of life...or that little voice inside that when you screw up keeps saying..."I Told You So." So, I'm giving my "little voice inside" a name. It's kinda like Google. So I'm calling it Giggle. You have a Giggle too. And I'll bet you find your Giggle in here...just waiting to say, "I Told You So."
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:14</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Come Fly With Me</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/147_IJustLoveFlying.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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      <![CDATA[
 There are some high profile guys like John Travolta, Harrison Ford and Tom Cruise who fly their own planes. But most pilots...big plane pilots and little plane pilots, are like me...just guys who like to fly. Here's why we like to fly.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>18:48</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Good Time Summer Time</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/146_GoodTimeSummerTime.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Good Time Summer Time</itunes:subtitle>

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 Life is like a giant roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Get a little summer love while you still can.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>12:32</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Summer's Love Lineup</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/145_SummersLoveLineup.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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 People who are not guys understand this stuff better than people who are guys. So in trying to figure out stuff like why kissing is more important than grabbing, I made a list of the different players in the Love game. That's why it's called Summer's Love Lineup. To figure out where you're batting in the order, listen here. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:05</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Mom Job</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/144_TheMomJob.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/144_TheMomJob.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Mom Job</itunes:subtitle>

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   My Mom knew the two secrets to living a successful life: 1 - Wash your hands. 2 - Stand up straight. Being a mom was her career. But she was also a pretty young woman. What was life like for that pretty young woman…I still wonder.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>18:57</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Witchy Line</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/143_TheWitchyLine.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Witchy Line</itunes:subtitle>

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    The evil TV spirits are out to get us. Witches draw a line around themselves to keep the evil spirits away. I'm trying it ! 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:33</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Lady Sounds</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/142_LadySounds.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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      I like lady sounds...long fingernails clicking while they're giving you a back scratch, snatches of songs that make the dishwashing easier, high heels clicking on hardwood floors, and best of all...a certain Lady's laugh.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:49</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Cecilia Rocks</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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      Life is good. There's a new little girl in our family. Her name is Cecilia. And she is absolutely beautiful. She has her Grandmother's half smile. Live is very, very good.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:15</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Dead Fish And Dentists</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/140_DeadFishAndDentists.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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      When you walk into a dentist's waiting room, knowing that in a few minutes he's going to insert a three foot long needle into your mouth, one of the last things you want to see is a dead goldfish floating at the top of his fish tank. But that's not quite as bad as walking into a waiting room full of sick, bleeding, and semi-dead people at a doctor's office, and finding a BIBLE !  Even worse is coming home and hitting the blinking light on your voice mail, and hearing something like the Personal Audio in this week's Good-Night Podcast.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>9:35</itunes:duration>

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    <title>V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N. Part 2</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/139_VacationVoices.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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      You could get used to taking vacations. Some people like to go on cruises. Others like to climb mountains. A few go white water rafting. I went to Florida...and almost became an orange. It was wonderful. Got me thinking about my fifth grade summer vacation. Guys had completely different fifth grade vacations from girls. Trust me. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>15:17</itunes:duration>

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    <title>V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N.</title>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/138_Vacation.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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When you see a "light at the end of the tunnel" and all you can think to yourself is, "Oh God, I hope that's the bathroom"...it's time for a VACATION. Watch out lobsters...starting tomorrow, my Lady Wonder Wench and I are COMING TO GET YOU.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>17:03</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Bug Squad</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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I think as far as women are concerned, guys are mostly like big dogs who can talk. They have a point. We like to curl up in bed with them, we like to lick them, and we tend to be very messy. But I think that deep down, women have a hunch they could get along quite nicely without us. Somebody once said, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." Well…maybe so. But on the other hand…what would women do without us when a big ugly bug lands on your kitchen table ? Huh ?  
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    <itunes:duration>15:20</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Honey&apos;s Buns</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Honey&apos;s Buns</itunes:subtitle>

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 It is easy to become an expert at resting. However, that does not do wonders for certain physical attributes…especially your buns. And women are big believers in beautiful buns. This is the stirring story of how one Louie-Louie Generation Guy came to grips…so to speak…with his decreasing impact on beautiful women due to his decaying buns. If this has not yet happened to you…it will.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>15:21</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Once Upon A Time</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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 I love you are only three words that get more attention than Once Upon A Time. Those three words make you want to curl up in front of a fireplace, light a few candles, put on some nice music...maybe a little wine...and close your eyes so you can enjoy what comes next. We have three stories for you this time. A story about a love that's dying...another about an old, hot, Louie-Louie Generation love... and a story that ties them together.
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    <itunes:duration>20:05</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Spring Training</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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 The calendar says Spring is coming. But Spring doesn't depend on a calendar. Spring comes when you take the chance on letting yourself feel like spring. There's good stuff and bad stuff about Spring. Especially about this Spring. We know...maybe way too much about the bad stuff. So let's take a look at some of the good stuff. 
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    <itunes:duration>12:38</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Auto Cannibalism</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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  Auto Cannibalism is a condition that happens mostly to Louie-Louie Generation guys. Auto Cannibalism is when you bite your own tongue. When Auto Cannibalism strikes, your fingers get stiff, and then spasm back till they hit your knuckles.. you grind very naughty words out between your clenched teeth, and your eyes bulge out like they did when you realized you left your wallet with your credit cards, your pay check, and all your Ids back at the supermarket counter. My Lady Wonder Wench has an explanation for why we do it. I'll buy her explanation if you'll buy mine.
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    <itunes:duration>17:03</itunes:duration>

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    <title>My Dinner Guest</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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 He was seen kissing my Lady Wonder Wench. She didn't resist when he unbuttoned her blouse. So why did I invite him to dinner at an expensive restaurant?
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    <itunes:duration>13:36</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Here&apos;s Looking At You Kid</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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      <![CDATA[
 Once upon a time, there was a Pre-Louie-Louie Generation guy who was injured in a fight in the Navy. Maybe some guy took a swing at him because he had a funny name. The injury left him with a slight lisp. He had big ears too...and a big heart. Not exactly the makings of a career as a movie star. But that's what he was. The biggest...for a long time. He played tough guys with big ears...and big hearts. In other words, he played himself. His name was Humphrey Bogart. Some younger Louie-Louie Generation folks may not remember him. The rest of us will never forget him. Especially on Valentine's Day. Especially for the role he played in an old black and white film called, "Casablanca." He got it right in "Casablanca." He looked at Ingrid Bergman, who was possibly the most beautiful woman in the world at the time...and he said, "Here's looking at YOU kid." Bergman could fill the screen with just her eyes. And when he said that...she did. This is the story of a Valentine's Day dinner with my Lady Wonder Wench that I think Bogie and Bergman would have understood. Maybe you will too.
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    <itunes:duration>13:07</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Your Secret Name</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Your Secret Name</itunes:subtitle>

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   You have at least one secret name. Me too. Here's the story of my secret name. What's your story ? 
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    <itunes:duration>16:41</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Dickie's Quickies</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/129_DickiesQuickies.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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    Wrong! I do so think about some things besides sex. Here are some examples from this week.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>12:34</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Speed Bumps</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/128_SpeedBumps.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Speed Bumps</itunes:subtitle>

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Carly Simon was singing "These are the good old days" on my car's cd player, when I hit a speed bump. Check the headlines. "These are the good old days ?" Flash back to 1972 when the song was a hit. Watergate, Vietnam, The Munich Olympics. Some "good old days." But maybe she was right then...and now...if we pay attention to the Speed Bumps.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>12:27</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Dick Summer, Pseudo Super Hero</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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I've got my Indiana Jones fedora, my bathrobe with "The Wiz" embroidered on it...and I know how to say "SHAZAM!" But that's not what kicked my butt into (Pseudo) Super Hero orbit the other night. This is the story of what did it.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:22</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Happy New Year</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/126_HappyNewYear.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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There's a New Year's Surprise this time. A big one. Because what we have here is another new year. Another new beginning. I like new beginnings. Especially the small ones...the ones only you and maybe a very few other people share. If you're not careful, they can get drowned out in the every day noise of your life. One of the nice things about the night is that there's some quiet...a little room...a safe place to remember some of those small new beginnings again.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>12:05</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Merry Christmas</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/125_MerryChristmas.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Merry Christmas</itunes:subtitle>

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This is about Christmas past with my family, and Christmas present with my Lady Wonder Wench. Life is good. It is very, very good. Merry Christmas. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>17:45</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, Louie-Louie, sleep, Christmas, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>The Spark Of Hark</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/124_TheSparkOfHark.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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The one word answer to the question on every guy's lips (both upper and lower) right now is, "Why do the Herald Angels get all the attention, and we don't get any?" It's that one word..."Hark!" Here's how we can work that word into our every day conversations so we can get some attention too.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>15:44</itunes:duration>

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    <title>One Hit Wonders</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/123_OneHitWonders.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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Gene Chandler, The Singing Nun, and Frank Key all had one big hit. But the biggest One Hit Wonders were Joe Mohr and Franz Gruber. And I'll bet you know their song by heart. You'll also hear my favorite trumpet player this time, with one of the songs of the season. And we'll tell you how to avoid Growing Up.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>15:05</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Men are Saints...and Turkeys</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/122_MenAreSaintsAndTurkeys.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Men are Saints...and Turkeys</itunes:subtitle>

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A man's brain swims in a sea of testosterone, which absorbs some of the shock of getting hit in the head by baseballs, Yanni's music, and excessively high levels of verbal communication. Preservatives stop germs and fungus from maturing. Therefore testosterone is an anti-maturing chemical. That's the only real explanation for the Men are Saints Campaign. Happy Thanksgiving Recovery.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:02</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Gimme The Night</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/121_GimmeTheNight.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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Here's the difference: Nighttime is the playpen of earthly delights...it's full of the sound of delicately perfumed black lace hitting the floor...strange soft noises in the attic...and unlimited access to ALL the Oreos in the box. As far as I'm concerned, it's appropriate that the meaning of the other word that sounds like morning is what you do at a funeral.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:19</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Cat In The Hat</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/120_TheCatInTheHat.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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I now own an Indiana Jones fedora. My Lady Wonder Wench says it "Looks good when I tilt it rake-ish-ly to the left." Dum da dum da.... dum da dah....You heard the music didn't you. Indiana Jones is the perfect Louie - Louie Generation guy. In the latest "Crystal Skull" movie, when the bad guys close in, he says, "This used to be easier." Then he puts on his hat, grabs his whip, and starts to "do it to it." The Perfect Louie-Louie Generation guy.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:55</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Men and Women</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/119_MenAndWomen.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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We're simple. Women are not. Men aren't from Mars, and women aren't from Venus. We're both from good ol' Mother Earth. Deal with it. Men are competitive. Women are cooperative. Young guys sometimes forget that. Louie-Louie Generation guys know that when the lights are low, and the music is sweet, and the dress code is informal and minimal...when ladies want to hear those "three little words," they don't mean WE'RE NUMBER ONE. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:02</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Ruts-L-Wreck-Ya</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/118_RutsLWreckYa.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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You're in a rut when taking your tie off makes you think you've really broken loose at a party. Of course, some ruts are important. For example when you're flying your small plane, you should always land before you get out. But ruts can really wreck a romance. This time, we'll give you some things to do to keep you from turning yourself into a waste of skin. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:06</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Wonder Wench Blue</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/117_WonderWenchBlue.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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"Their passions flared, and their worlds collided...." This is the story of a trip to the hardware store for a can of...DECK PAINT. I was determined to paint my back deck...in honor of my Lady Wonder Wench's blue eyes. "We don't PAINT decks, we STAIN them." the guy at the paint store said...with a voice full of di-stain. Oh Yeah ? It's my deck, and I'm PAINTING it. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:08</itunes:duration>

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    <title>What&apos;s Next</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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Who Knows? Actually, Big Louie, His Own Bad Self, the Chief Mustard Cutter of the Louie-Louie Generation has a pretty good way to look at what's headed straight at us. You'll find out what he has to say, plus the solution to the Airline crisis, and the story of a young woman who knows when she's had...just enough.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:08</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Dreams</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/115_Dreams.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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Big dreams make people beat their chests and holler "WE'RE NUMBER ONE ! WE'RE NUMBER ONE !!" Other dreams ...after a tough day... just put a small voice in the back of your head that says, "Ok, try it again tomorrow." All kinds of dreams are good. Even the scary ones. But this is the story of the very best kind of dream.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:22</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Looking For A Doctor</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/114_LookingForADoctor.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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I'm genuinely trying to find a doctor, and maybe you can help. He's not one of those plastic surgeons who specialize in giving Louie-Louie Generation ladies faces that look like 3 d smiley faces. This guy is an emergency room doctor, and I really need to thank him. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:11</itunes:duration>

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    <title>Wishful Wednesday</title>

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    <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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  Here's the latest on my Lady Wonder Wench, and her halo. Plus some memories I think you may enjoy.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:52</itunes:duration>

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    <title>The Princess and The Frog</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/112_ThePrincessTheFrog.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Princess and The Frog</itunes:subtitle>

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      "Ribbit, Ribbit" may be the greatest opening line ever. Once upon a time, a long time ago, a frog popped a fly breath mint into his mouth, hopped up on a pretty girl's lap, looked at her seductively and just said, "Ribbit, Ribbit"...and she gave him such a kiss...that he turned into a prince. Or at least that's what she told her mother the next morning when she found the guy in her bedroom. There are some other great opening lines this time, and a closer or two.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:25</itunes:duration>

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    <title>My Lady Wonder Wench Is Home</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/111_LadyWonderWenchIsHome.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>My Lady Wonder Wench Is Home</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
 When Armstrong stepped onto the surface of the moon, he said, "That's one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind." 
 My Lady Wonder Wench took just one small step in the doorway this morning, and changed a big, dark, musty house into my home again. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>17:23</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, accident, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>The Sound Of Silence</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/110_TheSoundOfSilence.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Sound Of Silence</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
 "Batching it" sucks. But if you do it right, you can make do with only one fork and one cup. Tv dinners come with their own plastic throw away plate, and you can spread peanut butter and jelly with a fork. My Lady Wonder Wench will be in the hospital for a while. But the point is that she will be coming home eventually. Meantime, the words of Big Louie, his own bad self come to mind: " Things won't be the way you remember them again, although that's what you might hope. Things are just what they are for a while, so be careful you don't slip on the soap." But the silence here since she's gone is hard to take.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>12:33</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, accident, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Wonder Wench Vacation</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/109_WWenchVacation.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Wonder Wench Vacation</itunes:subtitle>

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  My Lady Wonder Wench was in a serious accident, and I was amazed at the e-mails, and cards, and flowers, and even three Teddy Bears that came in...from all over the world. Thank you. You get lots of time to think in a hospital. I was thinking about a vacation that I always meant to take with W. Wench. It should go something like this.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>7:12</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, accident, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Annie's Accident</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/108_AnniesAccident.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/108_AnniesAccident.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Annie's Accident</itunes:subtitle>

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  There are a couple of things I never told you about my Lady Wonder Wench. One thing is that her middle name is Annie...and I sometimes call her by her middle name. Another thing is that she was just in a serious accident. And...God's Phone Is Off The Hook.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>6:42</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, Annie, accident, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Carlin, Painting, Poetry &amp; Passion</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/107_CarlinPoetry.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/107_CarlinPoetry.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Carlin, Painting, Poetry &amp; Passion</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
  Most people knew "Al Sleet, the hippy dippy weather man." Some people knew the nasty, dark, dirty old man George Carlin became. I knew him only a little. I'm glad he died. Here's why.
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    </description>

    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:04</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, George Carlin, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Piano Man Meets Lawn Tractor Man</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/106_PianoManMeetsLawnTractorMan.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/106_PianoManMeetsLawnTractorMan.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Piano Man Meets Lawn Tractor Man</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
  Piano Man Meets Lawn Tractor Man in this epic struggle of two Super Hero Underachievers. There's a Beauty and a Beast in there too. This is one very unusual Good Night Podcast.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>16:29</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, Lawn Tractor, Super Hero, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Billy, Jack and Elizabeth</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/105_BillyJackElizabeth.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/105_BillyJackElizabeth.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Billy, Jack and Elizabeth</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
  This is a special "Getting My Fanny In Gear" "Good Night" podcast. It includes a few minutes of a new album called "Night Connections 2." The working title is "My Buddy Billy's Babe." There's also an important question about "Curiosity" that Jack Sparrow made Elizabeth Swan think about in Pirates of the Caribbean. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>12:10</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, men, women, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Hostile Wonder Wench</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/104_HostileWWench.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Hostile Wonder Wench</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[Men are descended from apes. Women aren't. Leave a guy alone long enough and he gets ugly, hairy and nasty. Women don't. Where did we get women. For the first time since all those years ago when I first hung my old pair of jeans next to hers on the hook on back of the bedroom door we won't be sleeping together tonight. On purpose. And it's making my teeth ache.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>12:07</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, men, women, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Dr. Drillgrinder</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/103_DrDrillgrinder.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/103_DrDrillgrinder.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Dr. Drillgrinder</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[Louie-Louie Generation guys can spot a BS artist, and jump start a car, and start a good fire in a fireplace. But getting some guys to just ... talk...to a woman...is like pulling teeth. But that's Dr. Toothgrinder's job. I had to go see him today...even though Big Louie, his own bad self always says..."If you don't want to sweat going to the dentist, but your teeth are turning yellow...just wear a brown shirt." Why did I go? Lust. Here's the story.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>15:35</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, teeth, dentist, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>The Biker&apos;s Party</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/102_TheBiker'sParty.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/102_TheBiker'sParty.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>The Biker&apos;s Party</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[I don't know if the problem was caused by how late the surprise party has been getting...or if it was just the pretty girl in the short shorts and tight tank top that was causing the problem...take your pick. But the solution...at least for now...was in the five words, written with a felt pen on the back edge of a flag...by a buddy who listened to these podcasts...in Iraq. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>14:07</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, party, bike, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Try Again Tomorrow</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/101_TryAgainTomorrow.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/101_TryAgainTomorrow.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Try Again Tomorrow</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
If you live in an apartment with thin walls, you might have heard somebody shouting "Oh my God yes..." in the middle of the night...and it didn't sound exactly like a prayer. If so, you can be pretty sure somebody has opened the cage and let her little beastie out to play. This is how "Big Louie...his own bad self" says you should deal with your little beastie when times get tough.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

    <itunes:duration>13:19</itunes:duration>

    <itunes:keywords>Good Night, try, tomorow, Dick Summer</itunes:keywords>

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    <title>Second Anniversary Freebie</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/100_Happy2ndAnniversary.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/100_Happy2ndAnniversary.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Second Anniversary Freebie</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
Happy Second Anniversary. We've made it through two years together, and here's an offer of a free CD of the five most downloaded "Good Night" podcasts...free. No strings attached. No promotional gimmicks. Just a "Happy Anniversary" gift from me to you. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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    <title>20 Tips To Make Ladies Love You (Even if you're young.)</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/99_Louies20.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>20 Tips To Make Ladies Love You (Even if you're young.)</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
Louie - Louie Generation Guys are the bedmates of choice for super models, movie stars and smart beautiful women of all kinds because of our charm, poise and grace...and because some of us have a little money. Here are 20 of Big Louie's tips that can make even young guys somewhat more acceptable to lovely ladies. 
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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    <title>Questions</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/98_Questions.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Questions</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
There are questions like Who is God...and even who are you ? I have no clue. I can't even figure out why the windshield wiper on the driver's side always wears out before the one on the other side. And how come some women raise one foot when they kiss? Even the connection between sticking your tongue out and concentrating escapes me. I've come to the conclusion that maybe some questions don't really need an answer...and some answers don't need questions.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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    <title>Underwear or Lingerie</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/97_UnderwearOrLingereie.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/97_UnderwearOrLingereie.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Underwear or Lingerie</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
Fantasy is the difference between a woman wearing underwear and a lady wearing lingerie. Fantasies are sexy. "Sister Mary Knuckle Buster" probably won't like this, but in this podcast...you will be exposed (as it were) to one of the innermost fantasies of this Brooklyn kid.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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    <title>An Apple Bite</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/96_AnAppleBite.m3u</link>

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    <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/96_AnAppleBite.mp3</guid>

    <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>An Apple Bite</itunes:subtitle>

    <description>
      <![CDATA[
There's no time to waste in New York. That's why most of what New Yorkers have to say can be summed up with one finger. You'll learn to speak New York in this podcast. You'll learn about Brooklyn fertility rites. You'll learn about Wolfman Jack on WNBC and Cousin Brucie (Morrow) on WABC. Life in New York can be a dog eat dog experience. But listening to this podcast will help you avoid wearing hamburger shorts when you visit.
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    <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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    <title>Little Things Mean A Lot</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/95_LittleThingsMeanALot.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Little Things Mean A Lot</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
      Crayons are an example of little things that mean a lot. They've been around since the 1930s. So you have to figure all of today's big shots must have played with them as kids. President Bush, the Pope, Mucktada whatever his name is...all of them. Can't you see them as little kids...scribbling like mad in their coloring books...then running over to their mommies to show the results ? This time, we take a look at other things that mean a lot...including the one little thing that means...more than anything else in the world.
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    <title>Baseball Babe</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/94_BaseballBabe.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Baseball Babe</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
This is about the day when my Lady Wonder Wench turned into my Baseball Babe. It has to do with being stubborn, her brother Bob, and the Star Spangled Banner. It's also about an encounter with a nun sliding into second base brandishing a rosary with a 20 pound crucifix on it...then feeling guilty...so she went back to first...and the reason why no women will ever play major league baseball. In shore...here's one to offend everybody.
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    <title>Mr. Manners</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/93_MrManners.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Mr. Manners</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
My Lady Wonder Wench is trying to improve my table manners. Frustrating. She says I should be more communicative, but then she asks me a question when I have half a hamburger in my mouth, and she tells me I shouldn't talk with my mouth full. I like the words of Big Louie...his own bad self: "Tis better to burp and bear the shame, than not to burp and bear the pain." But it's when I pick my teeth that I get the ultimate sarcastic comment...the sarcasm equivalent of the raised center finger...one raised eyebrow...and silence. It's awful.
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    <title>Sleeping Together</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/92_SleepingTogether.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Sleeping Together</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
It's a big thing when a woman trusts a man to feel safe and comfortable enough to sleep with him. The sleeping part I mean. Trust is a big thing. I think homeless people must be terrified when they have to go to sleep alone on the street. It can be a nasty world out there. This is about watching my Lady Wonder Wench sleep... comfortably. And about chasing my alarm clock around the room and smashing it against the wall, while I'm snarling something like, "don't tell me what to do buddy" at it.
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    <title>Wonder Wench &amp; The Car</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/91_WWenchAndTheCar.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Wonder Wench &amp; The Car</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
Wonder Wench has stood by me through all kids to tough stuff. But she turns on me when I'm driving. One or two wheels come up off the ground going around a corner, and she shrieks. Bump up on the sidewalk to avoid a red light, and she hollers, "Watch Out." Scares the hell out of a guy. Find out how my buddy Al handles this kind of situation with his wife, and check out the status of the Summer Stumper in this episode of "Good Night."
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    <title>Kris The Birthday Girl</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/90_KrisAndTheBirthday.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Kris The Birthday Girl</itunes:subtitle>

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      <![CDATA[
      Birthdays sneak up on you like a bug sneaks up on a windshield. My kids are now older than I think I am. This episode includes my new grandparent's prayer: "Dear Lord, please keep your arm around my kid's shoulder, and your hand over my mouth." And you get a shot at the new Summer Stumper: What is it without which an airplane cannot fly, but which is of no value to the airplane ?" And most important, a few words from Kris, that make another birthday...ok.
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    <title>Don&apos;t Do What You Don&apos;t Want To Do Day (do wah, doo waahh.)</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/89_Don'tDoDay.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Don&apos;t Do What You Don&apos;t Want To Do Day (do wah, doo waahh.)</itunes:subtitle>

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We are way too busy. Here's the solution. Pick one day of the week, and make it your DON'T DO WHAT YOU DON'T WANNA DO DAY (do wah, doo waahh.) On your D.D.W.Y.D.W.D.D. if someone says, "You've got to cut the lawn" just smile and say (do wah, doo waahh.) If somebody says "stick to your diet" on your D.D.W.Y.D.W.D.D. just say, "Eating is good for the farmers." The main reason many of you women are not married to George Clooney is because you didn't pay attention to your D.D.W.Y.D.W.D.D. The explanation is in this week's podcast.
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    <title>The Here&apos;s Looking At You Kid</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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 Bogart got it right in "Casablanca." "Here's looking at you kid," he said. He didn't say, "Hey, look at my bankroll," or "Let me prove I don't need Viagra baby." He looked at Ingrid Bergman, who was possibly the most beautiful woman in the world at the time, and he just said..."here's looking at YOU"...and the screen was instantly full of her eyes. This is the story of a Valentine Day dinner with my Lady Wonder Wench, that I think Bogie and Bergman would have understood.
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    <title>The Wedding</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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    My 6' 8" buddy "Tinkerbelle" and his bride JoAnne did the deed. Fortunately, they avoided the "Number One Wedding Song of the Year"...and opted for part of the "Song of Solomon" instead. If you want to know what that has to do with spitting in the soup, getting kicked out of a gym for pulling a groin muscle that's not your own, and the Church's stand against Christmas, you'll have to listen to this week's podcast.
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  <title>A Single Rose for Peter Paul and Mary</title>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>A Single Rose for Peter Paul and Mary</itunes:subtitle>

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  Any REAL Louie-Louie Generation Guy or Girl will know where Puff the Magic Dragon lived...although you may have forgotten. We do forget things don't we? My Lady Wonder Wench went to a Peter, Paul and Mary Concert...and it was something I don't think we'll ever forget.
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    <title>Vroom - Vroom</title>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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    What do Paul Newman, George Bush Senior, and Dick Summer have in common? Too many things to list actually...but here's one: WE LOVE GOING VROOM-VROOM. Certain Non-Guys may not fully appreciate what a double dose of VROOM does for testosterone soaked wretches. All they need to know about that, plus what Neil Armstrong said when he got back in the Lander to LEAVE the moon...is right here.
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    <title>Handprints on the Floor</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/84_HandprintsOnTheCarpet.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

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    I have a soft living room carpet, because I like to walk around in bare feet...which leaves footprints. I do my daily pushups on the carpet, which leaves handprints. My Lady Wonder Wench always smooths them away when we have company. She says "People think we're kinky enough." This is the story of how those hand prints made a 25 year old body with the mind of a four year old.
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    <title>Speedy the Toy</title>

    <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/83_SpeedyTheToy.m3u</link>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

    <itunes:subtitle>Speedy the Toy</itunes:subtitle>

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My Lady Wonder Wench says, "The difference between men and boys is the size of their toys." Here's the story of SPEEDY...my latest toy. She's my brand new car... glinting gun metal grey in my driveway. She doesn't pull high "G"s leaving long trails of smoking tires and fiery exhaust...but she does go from zero to sixty in the same day...and legend has it she gets forty miles per gallon on the highway...which means she may get to replace my little blue blankie when it's check book time.
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  <title>Hope and &apos;Tude</title>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Hope and &apos;Tude</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Chuckles are good....even when life is giving you a bad case of sweaty eyes. They give you a little space...a little time...a little hope...as long as you just avoid the temptation to look in the bathroom mirror in the middle of the night. When life sucks, this podcast will explain how you can dial up your &apos;tude, and smack it back with a big, bad, &quot;Louie.&quot;</description>

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  <title>Top Five of 2007</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/81_TopFive07.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Top Five of 2007</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>This is a modest but sincere Christmas present for those of you who like the Personal Audio CDs. CD Baby has a counter on the number of times various tracks are downloaded, so we know which tracks you like best. This podcast features the top five stories, plus a little background on each one. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.</description>

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  <title>A Spark of HARK!</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/80_Hark.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>A Spark of HARK!</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>We hear way too much of the Herald Angels at this time of year. What have they got that we don&apos;t have ? It&apos;s the word HARK ! That word gets your attention. If you want to get some attention, whenever anybody asks you a question, start your answer with the word HARK ! In this podcast, you will learn other ways of getting attention...and girls...at this holy time of year.</description>

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  <title>Looking For Christmas</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/79_LookingForChristmasMix.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Looking For Christmas</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Anything that&apos;s been making people feel good for more than 2000 years is worth checking out. But it&apos;s old and fragile, so you can break it before you get to the check out counter if you&apos;re not crafty and careful. My Lady Wonder Wench and I are proud members of the Louie-Louie Generation...so we&apos;ve seen a few Christmases...lots of them together...some of them apart. Looking For Christmas is what we do now...together. It makes us feel good...even after all this time.</description>

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  <title>A Wonder Wench Christmas</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/78_AWwChristmas.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>A Wonder Wench Christmas</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>In the beginning, she was my secretary, and I was the boss. Somehow, that chain of command seems to have changed somewhat over the years. Some of you are SHOCKED! SHOCKED I TELL YOU!! That I would call my Lady, &quot;Wonder Wench.&quot; She makes a personal appearance this time, to tell you how she feels about that. And this is the story of how it started one Christmas...a long, long time ago.</description>

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  <title>Christmas Is THE One Hit Wonder</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/77_ChristmasIsTheBiggestOneHitWonder.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Christmas Is THE One Hit Wonder</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>&quot;Holly Jolly Christmas&quot; is wonderful. So&apos;s Winter Wonderland. Jingle Bells rocks the cash registers every year. But the biggest Christmas hit of all time is a song composed by two guys nobody ever heard from...before...or after. Lots of people thought it was composed by Beethoven, or Brahms...it&apos;s so beautiful. It sings the spirt of the season with grace, and beauty, and peace. How would you like to have the only song you ever wrote, become one of the most cherished songs ever written. That&apos;s the story of Silent Night.</description>

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  <title>Men Are Saints... and Turkeys</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/76_Saints&amp;TurkeysRept.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Men Are Saints... and Turkeys</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>A guy&apos;s brain swims in a sea of testosterone, which absorbs some of the shock of getting hit in the head by baseballs, Yanni&apos;s music, and high levels of excess verbal communication. Preservatives stop germs and fungus from maturing. Therefore testosterone is an anti maturing chemical. That&apos;s the only real explanation for the MEN ARE SAINTS campaign. Happy Thanksgiving.</description>

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  <title>Mano-a-Mouse-o</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/75_Mano-a-Mouseo.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Mano-a-Mouse-o</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>I knew that if I hoped to ever have my Lady Wonder Wench climb down from on top of her dresser, I was going to have to face the beast. I was going to have to go mano a mouse-o. It was an epic struggle, but I eventually won. Sort of. He was about 3 ounces and three inches. I&apos;m about 180 and 5 feet 10. In the end, he had guts. In the end, I had poison. He was jumping ten times his body size. I was falling on my fanny. I prevailed. But he did good.</description>

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  <title>Commercial Considerations</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/74_CommercialConsiderations.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Commercial Considerations</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Some tv commercials snarl at you...others cream...some croon, &quot;Trust Me.&quot; I&apos;ve done my share of them...like the commercials for the original panty hose that came in the plastic egg... and the &quot;Cross Your Heart&quot; bras...those were interesting recording sessions. We have commercials for &quot;erectile dysfunction&quot; now...but how come we don&apos;t have any for condoms ? I thought we were supposed to be &quot;fair and ballanced.&quot; Then there&apos;s that George Clooney stuff...it&apos;s all here.</description>

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  <title>A Lady Wonder Wench Ski Fantasy</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/73_WonderWenchSkiFantasy.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>A Lady Wonder Wench Ski Fantasy</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>A waitress told me a wonderful thing yesterday. She said &quot;You look borderline like Sean Connerly.&quot; Actually, I look more like borderline Harrison Ford...I think. But her comment started a fantasy about My Lady Wonder Wench, Rose, Bill...and me, a small airplane and a ski lodge. An incendiary combination you say ? You&apos;re right.</description>

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  <title>Wandering Around at Night</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/72_WanderingAtNight.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Wandering Around at Night</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Louie-Louie Generation guys and girls could have a huge, national &quot;Middle Of The Night Wandering Around&quot; convention. It just kinda sneaks up on you an inch at a time. You guys will recognize the first symptoms when you find you&apos;re reading the directions before you put together the &quot;Easy to assemble out door grill.&quot; Girls need to be careful when you notice that you&apos;ve bought stationary with your name already printed on it. Here&apos;s the rest of the story.</description>

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  <title>The Curse of the Pimple People</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/71_TheCurseofthePimplePeople.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Curse of the Pimple People</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Just because I now have grey hair, my chest has slipped a little, and when I fly my plane I have to stop and think which is the lever that puts the wheels down, and which is the one that stops the engine... that&apos;s no reason for the recently hatched embryo with a backwards baseball cap and a tasteful assortment of pimples and nose rings to call me an &quot;Old Man.&quot; Here&apos;s what I did about it.</description>

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  <title>The Emerald City</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/70_EmeraldCity.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Emerald City</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>We went to see the wizard...the wonderful wizard of Oz. He&apos;s alive and weird in Las Vegas. The secret story of two Vegas &quot;Girls&quot; this time, plus the old groaner about the &quot;Chip Monks.&quot; Also...an explanation of why you should be careful about inviting a hypnotist into your bedroom.</description>

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  <title>Brothers and Other Dangers</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/69_BrothersAndOtherDangers.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Brothers and Other Dangers</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Guys like very few things as much as giving each other a hard time. Especially guys who happen to be brothers. I&apos;m not sure all guys give each other quite as hard a time as the hassles my brothers and I give each other when we get together. Here&apos;s what happened when my Brooklyn brother and I got together last weekend.</description>

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  <title>Sounds, Notes and Music</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/68_SoundsNotes&amp;Music.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Sounds, Notes and Music</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Wind, rain, high heels on marble floors, surf, leaves, a jet plane, computer keys, a telephone call in the middle of the night, your voice, your heart...they all make sounds. My dad made his living with music. He always said that the sounds make the notes, but the living makes the music. This is about living, and loving, and music.</description>

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  <title>Drooling For Health</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/67_DroolingForHealth.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Drooling For Health</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>We now have scientific evidence that drooling over a beautiful busty babe for 10 minutes every day is as good as a 30 minute aerobic workout for lowering blood pressure, cutting the risk of a heart attack in half, and improving the quality of life by zillions. The information in this podcast can actually add five wonderful years to a guy's life. Some heard hearted wives/girlfriends will not want their partners to know about this. Surely you will not be among their numbers !</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Soft Summer Rain</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/66_SummerRain.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Soft Summer Rain</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Hurricanes, tornadoes, blizzards, heatwaves and ice storms get all the press. But it&amp;s the soft, late summer rains, that make the holy water and mixed drinks of our lives. They calm us down better than any purple pill.  They wash the air, and dissolve our inhibitions. Many a &quot;relaxing moment&quot; has been turned into a &quot;right moment&quot; in a soft late summer rain. This one happened right on my back deck.</description>

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  <title>Wonder Wench &amp; Marilyn Monroe</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/65_WonderWench&amp;MarilynMonroe.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Wonder Wench &amp; Marilyn Monroe</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>We go to a restaurant called Manny-Hattan&apos;s...lots of New York pictures on the walls...the Brooklyn Bridge...Babe Ruth in his Yankee uniform...a famous picture of Marilyn Monroe at the Grand Central subway station. I have a picture of W.Wench taken in the Times Square subway station. I showed it to Steve, who owns the place...and he said let me put it on the wall...right next to Marilyn. I said GREAT ! W.Wench said...well...listen to the podcast...but I&apos;ll give you a clue...ask any woman you know how she&apos;d like to have her picture on a wall right next to Marilyn Monroe.</description>

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  <title>Re-calculating</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/64_ReCalculate.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Re-calculating</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>I get lost a lot, and in order to get me home in time for supper, my Lady Wonder Wench bought me a shiny new calculating young woman who knows her way around. Louie- Louie Generation women need to learn how to deal with half ripe, shiny new, calculating 22 year olds. Big Louie, his own bad self...has some suggestions.</description>

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  <title>The Klunker</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/63_TheKlunker.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/63_TheKlunker.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Klunker</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Never confuse a klunker with a junker. That goes for both cars and people. I drive a klunker...because I like it. It&apos;s like a mutt. You can park it anywhere, and not worry about getting it scratched...or stolen. If you come to a four way stop sign at the same time as a new Corvette, the guy in the klunker always goes first...we have less to lose. &quot;Big Louie&quot; always says, &quot;There&apos;s a big difference between a klunker and a junker. A klunker is always worth...something&quot;...that goes for cars...and people.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Rubber Glove Moments</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/62_RubberGloveMoments.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/62_RubberGloveMoments.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Rubber Glove Moments</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>If you&apos;ve ever had a physical exam, you know that rubber gloves are the worst kind of gloves. Rubber glove moments are usually nasty and quick. It&apos;s like you wake up screaming and you realize you haven&apos;t fallen asleep yet. You&apos;ll find out on this podcast what Big Louie says you should do about all rubber glove moments.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Fatal Distraction</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/61_FatalDistraction.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/61_FatalDistraction.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Fatal Distraction</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>If there&apos;s really a heaven, are you sure you want to go? Maybe there&apos;s a better alternative. Better find out, before you find yourself all alone... in an empty doctor&apos;s waiting room...with a FATAL magazine...trying to figure out if you are a spirit with a body, or a body with a spirit.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Maybe</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/60_Maybe.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/60_Maybe.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Maybe</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>&quot;Maybe&quot; the princess really did kiss a frog, and he turned into a prince...and that&apos;s why the Queen found a guy in her daughter&apos;s bedroom one morning. &quot;Maybe&quot; Cinderella and the other prince did live happily ever after. On the other hand, &quot;maybe&quot; it was the same guy, and he was really an out of work actor just &quot;playing the part of a prince.&quot; &quot;Maybe&quot; is a slippery, squirrely word. Check out this podcast and find out why it&apos;s so important to all us &quot;Louie-Louie Generation&quot; people. You&apos;ll also find out why maybe George Washington wasn&apos;t really our first president, and why maybe you should call a sandwich a shrewsbury.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Whoops Workouts</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/59_Workouts.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/59_Workouts.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Whoops Workouts</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>The word aerobic comes from the ancient Brooklyn word for &quot;pain.&quot; Sometimes a &quot;Whoops&quot; gets in the way of a workout, partially due to that fact. Please listen before you fall into the trap of doing sit ups, or other harmful activities that could lead you to problems like &quot;The Di Nero Syndrome.&quot;</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Got a Minute for a Haircut</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/58_GotAMinuteForAHaircut.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Got a Minute for a Haircut</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>When women watch a musician like Yanni toss his long hair while he&apos;s playing, they say, &quot;oh isn&apos;t he wonderful.&quot; Then they turn to their boyfriends/husbands and say, &quot;you need a haircut.&quot; So...eventually we go and get a haircut. They think that&apos;s easy. Actually, it&apos;s a ritual so dangerous it borders on human sacrifice.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Summer&apos;s Solitary Sensuals</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/57_BigLouie&amp;SummerSleaze.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/57_BigLouie&amp;SummerSleaze.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Summer&apos;s Solitary Sensuals</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Solitary sensual pleasures are an important part of Louie-Louie Generation lives. Here is your guide to Solo Scratching, Retro Rubbing, Scalping, Showering, and Sneezing. They are not only pleasurable, they are endorsed by Big Louie...his own big bad self.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Toy Boy Growing Up</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/56_ToyBoyGrowingUp.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/56_ToyBoyGrowingUp.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Toy Boy Growing Up</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>A Toy Boy is not just a dyslexic Boy Toy. A Toy Boy is a &quot;Louie-Louie Generation&quot; guy who uses toys for the benefit of mankind...and the pursuit of woman kind. When a Toy Boy is asked when he&apos;s going to grow up, he holds up an object in the shape of a cross...made from tinker toys.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Power Of The Fanny Pat</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/55_ThePowerOfTheFannyPat.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Power Of The Fanny Pat</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Some days, you just need a pat on the fanny from your girlfriend...like when your other girlfriend gets hurt...badly. This was one of those days. Boys with toys will understand.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>What A Wonderful World</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/54_AWonderfulWorld.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/54_AWonderfulWorld.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>What A Wonderful World</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>What a stupid title for a song these days. Or maybe not. Is the glass half full, or is it half empty...or does that make any difference at all. This is a story about waking up with a picture of Hillary Clinton on my forehead...and going to bed with a little different way of looking at &quot;A Wonderful World.&quot;</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Precocious Ab Deflation</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/53_PrecociousAbDeflation.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/53_PrecociousAbDeflation.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Precocious Ab Deflation</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>I found that I am suffering from &quot;Precocious Ab Deflation.&quot; That&apos;s a highly technical term. It comes from the ancient Latin word &quot;Pre&quot; which means before...as in &quot;pre-marital sex.&quot; &quot;Cocious&quot; is from the ancient Brooklyn word &quot;cocious,&quot; which means &quot;wise person&quot;...as in &quot;every winning team has a staff of wise cocious.&quot; So &quot;Precocious&quot; means what happens to you before you have a chance to get wise to what&apos;s happening. But I&apos;m ok, because just in time...the Lone Ranger came to the rescue.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>It's Mom in a Pinch</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/52_MomComesThroughInAPinch.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>It's Mom in a Pinch</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>I passed my FAA Flight Physical the other day, courtesy of the fact that my Mother was a pincher. Try using the same technique I used next time you&apos;re going through some kind of crisis that makes the little voice in your head start crying for your mommy. It really does work.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Keep Flying</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/51_KeepFlying.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/51_KeepFlying.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Keep Flying</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Everybody needs a trophy...a prize for a lifetime of hard work. &quot;Trophy&quot; is from the ancient Brooklyn word &quot;Tro&quot;, meaning to hurl an object... as in &quot;I tro a baseball pretty hard.&quot; Fee is the Bar Association word meaning money. &quot;Trophy&quot; therefore means something at which I throw money. My trophy is my little airplane. And the boogie man is trying to take it from me. Some memories, some hopes, and one big fear this time.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>My Boy Bill</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/50_MyBoyBill.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/50_MyBoyBill.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>My Boy Bill</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>She was packed into her blue short shorts like two scoops of cherry vanilla ice cream. Her stretchy halter top was stretched as far as it would stretch. She had just moved in a few months ago, severely disrupting the balance of estrogen and testosterone in the neighborhood...and she loved it. That&amp;s what I wanted going on in my head on my bike ride. Instead, I got &quot;My Boy Bill.&quot; The little voice in my head got the last laugh on me again.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Louie-Louie Generation Virtual History</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/49_LouieLouieHistory.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/49_LouieLouieHistory.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Louie-Louie Generation Virtual History</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Who were our REAL forefathers ? Why is California such a mess ? How did Bob and Kathy stay together ? Who bought all those Sony Naked Cams ? Get the alleged answers, plus the story of an out of breath woman and a sweaty guy in this week&amp;s Good Night Podcast.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Small Talk &amp; Beauty Flashes</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/48_SmallTalkBeautyFlashes.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/48_SmallTalkBeautyFlashes.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Small Talk &amp; Beauty Flashes</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Toe nail clipping isn&amp;t easy for a Louie-Louie generation guy. Each toe is a three breath affair. The Thumb toes are good for five. Toenail clipping has become so hard priests will start assigning it for penance. &quot;You did what?? How often?? Well say three rosaries and clip your toe nails...that will teach you.&quot; But Louie-Louie generation people take heart. We may shrink, but we never shrivel.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Hi Y'all</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/47_HiY'all.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/47_HiY'all.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Hi Y'all</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Watch out when a sweet southern lady with big gentle eyes serves you some grits and syrup and gives you one of those classy smiles. Y&amp;all can do you in. That&amp;s what happened to Don Imus. It happens to me a lot. AND IT CAN AND WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Vacation Voices</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/46_VacationVoices.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/46_VacationVoices.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Vacation Voices</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Sometimes your head works behind your back. There&amp;s some guy up there telling you what you should or shouldn&amp;t do, and giving you a hard time when you screw up...AND YOU DON&amp;T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS. But you can put his smarts to work for you, with the Quiet Decisions technique in this week&amp;s podcast. If he keeps giving you a hard time, tell him to back off, because you&amp;re all you&amp;ve got.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Playing In The Gene Pool</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/45_PlayingintheGenePool.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/45_PlayingintheGenePool.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Playing In The Gene Pool</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Doctors now claim that the reason men chase pretty young girls is that we have an overwhelming drive to spread our genes to succeeding generations, and mating with a young and pretty woman makes it seem more likely we&apos;ll do that efficiently. WRONG &quot;Playing In The Gene Pool&quot; exposes the naked truth in this cover up.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Young Guys Lurk</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/44_YoungGuysLurking.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/44_YoungGuysLurking.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Young Guys Lurk</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Soon, some terrorist will sneak into your bedroom in the middle of the night guys, and he&apos;ll shave a little bald spot right up on top of your head. You won&apos;t even notice till the next time you get a hair cut, and the barber puts that mirror around in back of you. That&apos;s the start. From then on, you&apos;re going to be on the watch for the young guys who are lurking in every corner, ready to pounce on your girl.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Laughs, Tears &amp; Years</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/43_Laughs,Tears&amp;Years.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Laughs, Tears &amp; Years</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Pop is not a funny sound when it comes from your once magnificent leg while riding your bike. &quot;Wear support socks&quot; is a completely silly thing for a doctor to say to a sex symbol like yourself. But it happens. There IS an up side to it. And it&amp;s part of this podprogram.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Do What You Want To Do</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/42_DoingWhatYouWantToDo.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Do What You Want To Do</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Men and women are opposite sexes. Not just different sexes... OPPOSITE sexes. That&apos;s one reason we have a lot to learn from each other. My Lady Wonder Wench told me the secret of happiness a long time ago, when she said, &quot;Whatever you want&quot;. There&apos;s a story in here about a young guy who did just what he wanted to do with his buddy&apos;s half naked girlfriend. How do you think THAT turned out? Bet you&apos;re wrong.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Two Mighty Questions All Guys Face When They Get Married</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/41_TheTwoMightyQuestions.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/41_TheTwoMightyQuestions.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Two Mighty Questions All Guys Face When They Get Married</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>You all know question number one; &quot;If I died would you get married again ?&quot; The ONLY possible answer to that potentially deadly question is revealed in this absolutely essential podprogram. And you will also find a workable answer to the even more deadly but less well known mighty question number two; &quot;Were you a virgin when you got married?.&quot; Guys, you miss this podprogram at your own risk.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Here&apos;s Looking At You Backrub</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/40_Here'sLookingAtYouBackrubs.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/40_HeresLookingAtYouBackrubs.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Here&apos;s Looking At You Backrub</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Bogart had it right in Casablanca. He didn&apos;t tell Bergman much about himself. It was all about her. &quot;Here&apos;s looking at you kid&quot; was mostly what he said. That&apos;s how you start a romance. Not a relationship, a romance. A relationship develops. A romance explodes. And after the explosion, there&apos;s nothing like a good back rub.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Grin and Share it ...with the Prince of Fantasy</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/39_GrinAndShareIt.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/39_GrinAndShareIt.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Grin and Share it ...with the Prince of Fantasy</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>You know how things &quot;go around&quot;... a flu, a rumor, a hot tip? Well there&apos;s a bug going around...a nasty, ugly, very contagious growl. Left untreated, it can turn you into a cynic, or worse yet, it can give you political correctness. Here&apos;s what to do about it...and a story about somebody who ignored this warning. He fell victim to &quot;The Prince of Fantasy&quot;.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Actress in Spiderman&apos;s Trap</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/38_TheActressAndSpiderman.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/38_TheActressAndSpiderman.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Actress in Spiderman&apos;s Trap</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Spiderman gave my buddies girl some great aural sex. (Aural with an A) He wove a web, and she wasn&apos;t strong enough to get away.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Serious Problems and Jelly Beans</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/37_SeiousProblemsAndJellyBeans.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/37_SeiousProblemsAndJellyBeans.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Serious Problems and Jelly Beans</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Serious New Year&apos;s Resolution this year is: &quot;Crush Cynicism&quot;. Easier said than done these days. It seems that no matter how cynical you get, you can&apos;t keep up. So I&apos;m not keeping up at all. My little 8 year old next door neighbor Emily, with her giggles and jelly beans, made me remember that the best way to solve a serious problem is with a silly solution. Try it. It worked for me.</description>

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  <title>New Hope for the Louie Louie Generation</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/36_HopeAndLouieLouie.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>New Hope for the Louie Louie Generation</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Before there were discos, there were record hops. If you can remember record hops, you are a member of the Louie Louie generation. Louie Louie was the perfect guy dance. No complicated dance steps, and &quot;the word&quot; was that the words were &quot;dirty&quot; although nobody could really understand them. It was before political correctness, so it was ok to be dirty. If you are a member of the Louie Louie generation, you may need a daily minimum adult doseage of hope. Try this one.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Birthday Suit Party and the Head Hunter</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/35_HeadhunterPod.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Birthday Suit Party and the Head Hunter</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>This is a good argument for naked government. Research by Yale University Seniors has shown that when people hang around together in the nude, their conversation becomes &quot;serious and philosophical.&quot; What a way to make Congress get serious and philosophical...Teddy Kennedy in the nude on the 6:30 PM network news. Just be careful of the concept on the beach on a soft summer night.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Keep Clapping Hands For Tinkerbelle</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/34_KeepTink.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Keep Clapping Hands For Tinkerbelle</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>This is about Tinkerbell&apos;s tragic magic. Tink was in love with Peter Pan, even though society wasn&apos;t up for human-fairy marriages. She knew Wendy was going to win in the end. But she LOVED Mr. Pan. So she gave him her magic anyway. She just loved him. Tink was magic, but she needed us to clap for her to show that we believe, or she&apos;d die. You&apos;ve got to see Pulling-the-rabbit-out-of-the-hat magic to believe it. But you&apos;ve got to first believe in Tink&apos;s kind of magic to see it. Tink&apos;s kind of magic is what can keep love going, even when we&apos;re a few weeks past the springtime of our lives. This is about clapping hands for Tinkerbelle...and keeping magic alive.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Voice That Will Never Shut Up!</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/33_ppgm12-24.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Voice That Will Never Shut Up!</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Introducing you to a voice that will never shut up. Now you&apos;ll never feel alone...even if you&apos;re all by yourself, sitting in a corner pigging out on fists full of Christmas fruitcake, swilling something frosty, and sticking out your lower lip because you&apos;re feeling left out of the Major New Years Party-ing.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Looking for "The Christmas Sprit"</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/32_LookingForChristmasMix.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Looking for "The Christmas Sprit"</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Ask people if they&apos;ve got &quot;The Christmas Spirit&quot;, and some people say &quot;Bah Humbug&quot;. Lots of people say &quot;ho, ho, ho&quot;. Most people just say &quot;Happy Holidays&quot;. And of course, a few people just say &quot;Huh?&quot; I don&apos;t find The Christmas Spirit in religion,  presents, stories, poems nor even in music. A lot of people don&apos;t believe in it. I do. I&apos;ve felt it. And I&apos;ve seen it. Here&apos;s where I&apos;ll go looking for it again this year.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Christmas Is THE One Hit Wonder</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/31_ChristmasIsTheBiggestOneHitWonder.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Christmas Is THE One Hit Wonder</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>The biggest One Hit Wonder of all time was written because Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, one creature was stirring, and it was a mouse. David Summer makes a Grandfather, Father and Son connection and there&apos;s a story about NEVER Growing Up in this week&apos;s &quot;Good Night&quot;.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Christmas with Wonder Wench</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/30_aWWChristmas.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Christmas with Wonder Wench</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Some people are SHOCKED ! SHOCKED I TELL YOU, that I would call my lady &quot;Wonder Wench&quot;. She gets back at me this week. And a This Christmas love story about a love that started one Christmas a long, long time ago.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Men Are Saints... And Turkeys</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/29_MenAreSaintsAndTurkeys.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Men Are Saints... And Turkeys</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>This time you&apos;ll find out why I claim that Men Are Saints. (The MAS Appeal). And learn about the salmonella poisoning you can get from eating turkey, which makes you crazy enough this time each year to rush down to the nearest mall and flatten your credit cards. Plus, we&apos;ll tell the story of &quot;Beauty and the Beast&quot;.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Master of Mustache Disguise and The Tiny Dancer</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/28_TheMustacheAndTheTinyDancer.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Master of Mustache Disguise and The Tiny Dancer</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Just a tiny clump of hair sets off a shriek heard from here to Labrador. A tale of lurking intrigue and falling down laughing at a major US Airport. And the Number One, El Supremo, Top Pick To Click cut from the Personal Audio Cds as reported by CDBABY.com - a story about a guy pretending he wasn&apos;t watching as the lady who used to be his wife crosses a downtown street, leaving him with a question that he&apos;ll probably never be able to answer.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Spit and Scratch, Backrub With a Mustache Caper</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/27_WonderWenchABackrubMyNewMustache.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/27_WonderWenchABackrubMyNewMustache.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Spit and Scratch, Backrub With a Mustache Caper</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>The real difference between men and women is that we spit and scratch, and they dont. Another difference is that they do things to help us in an emergency, and we just grow a mustache. If you&apos;re getting a headache from this, I&apos;ll give you a back rub to make you feel better at the end of this PodProgram.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Lumpy Mailbox Fantasia</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/26_LumpyMailboxFantasia.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Lumpy Mailbox Fantasia</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>What kind of parties do the guys in the Lands End Catalogue underwear ads have with the girls in the Victoria&amp;s Secret Catalogue when they&amp;re stuffed into my lumpy mailbox together? Fantasies make life &quot;interesting&quot;.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Eyebrows and Fingertips</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/25_FingertipsAndEyebrows.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Eyebrows and Fingertips</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>There are many parts of his body that a guy simply can&apos;t control, in times of great stress. Besides the parts that people with dirty-happy minds will immediately identify, there are also eyebrows and fingertips. This PodProgrm gives the science fiction explanation for that phenomenon, and explains what Humphrey Bogart and Tom Cruise seem to have done about it that us ordinary guys can&apos;t seem to master. And there&apos;s a story from the Quiet Hands cd that goes right along with the flow.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Aint Love A Kick In The Head</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/24_LovellCrackYouInTheHead.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Aint Love A Kick In The Head</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Taking time off from the Super Intercontinental Plastic Potato Pop Gun wars for lots of calls with your reaction to the questions about &quot;stayin&apos; faithful&quot; from both the &quot;Love Comes When You Least Expect It&quot; story cd, and from your own lives. Why do men stray? What&apos;s it like being &quot;The Other Woman?&quot; &quot;Is The Other Woman just, cheap?&quot; And my own reaction to the idea that the pilot is just an ordinary dirty dog. Plus &quot;Dick&apos;s Details&quot; to take your mind off your mind, so you can nod off to sleep. Did you know that Moses stuttered? Bet nobody laughed.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Intercontinental Ballistic Plastic Potato Pop Gun Threat and Make Up Melt</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/23_IntMelt.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/23_IntMelt.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Intercontinental Ballistic Plastic Potato Pop Gun Threat and Make Up Melt</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Two suburban backyard war lords, Randy and I, face off with Intercontinental Ballistic Plastic Potatos, and the powerful Pop Guns to deliver them. Star Wars de-fence is semi successful, and Bill the Mailman loses his cigar. An honest confession as to why these PodPrograms are about such little things. And watch a beautiful woman&apos;s make up melt.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>A Single Rose for Peter Paul and Mary</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/22_ASingleRoseForPeterPaulMary.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>A Single Rose for Peter Paul and Mary</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>A trip back to bell bottoms, beads, and the late, great,1960s. If you can remember where Puff the Magic Dragon lives (by the sea), you&apos;ll remember Peter Paul and Mary and the land of Hona Lee. This is about a concert, and a knock on the side of the head lesson about respecting yourself, and whatever you stand for. It helps if, in the process, somebody gives you a rose.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Growing Up With The Truth</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/21_GrowingUpWithTheTruth.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Growing Up With The Truth</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Growing up can hurt. So can telling the truth. That&apos;s why some of us do neither. Mostly we are guys. I cannot tell a lie, the kid next door swiped my Bazooka toy, and I want it back. But she&apos;s 5 and I&apos;m not going over there and knocking on her door, and saying &quot;I want my toy back&quot;. Life is hard when faced with growing up. There&apos;s a story in this PodProgram about what I&apos;m (honestly) trying to do about it. Honest !</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Whitney and Jess, two ladies in distress</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/20_JessWhitney.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Whitney and Jess, two ladies in distress</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>&quot;America&apos;s Most Requested Wedding Song&quot; is Whitney Houston&apos;s &quot;I Will Always Love You.&quot; But here&apos;s the opening lyric: &quot;If I should stay, I would only be in your way. So I&apos;ll go, but I know, I&apos;ll think about you every day. And I will always love you.&quot; That&apos;s America&apos;s most requested wedding song. How did that happen? And what has Jess got to do with it? Plus a bedtime story from the &quot;Night Connections&quot; personal audio CD.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Mouth vs. Ear, I Miss You</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/19_MouthVsEarIMissYou.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Mouth vs. Ear, I Miss You</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Barry Manilow, Pat Cooper and a cast of thousands of my friends star in this episode of Good Night. Well, hundreds of my friends. Ok, all my friends. I call it Mouth vs. Ear I Miss You. Mouth vs. Ear was a quiz show. Sort of. My friends and I were the Mouth, and we always won because we cheated. The listeners were the Ear, and they always lost because we cheated. Pat Cooper was our in studio guest at NBC Radio&apos;s New York FM station, WYNY. Barry Manilow was a regular caller. Pat won and Barry lost...because we cheated. I Miss You is a story from the Lovin Touch Personal Audio CD. When you listen, you&apos;ll understand why it&apos;s appropriate for this podprogram.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Jane Doe or Deer John and The Small Voice Inside</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/18_DeerJohnTheCrockAndSecretVoice.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Jane Doe or Deer John and The Small Voice Inside</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Not sure if it&apos;s Deer John or Jane Doe, but I have a haunch you&apos;ll enjoy the story. Also, the first known &quot;not tonight dear, I have a headache&quot; in recorded history. Plus a conversation with that little voice inside you that keeps calling you names. And then to sleep.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Glass Wall</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/17_TheGlassWall.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>This is for Glasses Haters, even those of us who need them.</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>I thought I must have gone blind, or maybe it was that my eye glass prescription suddenly ran out. It was a shocker. Most of us eventually turn to flab. When that happens to our vision, we need glasses. Then it becomes a matter of balancing our need to see, with our need to look good. But nice things happen when you get the balance right, as the man and woman in the Bedtime Story called &quot;Second Chance&quot; will tell you.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Shake and Stir</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/16_ShakenStirred.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>When you shake things around, be careful how much you stir things up.</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>35 is the magic age for guys. Until you reach 35 if some muscle hurts, you just shake it, and it&apos;s instantly ok. After 35 if some muscle hurts if you shake it, it might fall off. As a PodProgram listener from China found, the same thing happens with relationships. Don&apos;t say we didn&apos;t warn you. Sometimes magic is your best defense. So we&apos;re giving you some magic fingers from the Quiet Hands.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>A Terrorist Fortune Cookie, and a Pilot With a Smooth Approach</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/15_TheFortuneCookiesRevenge.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>A Terrorist Fortune Cookie, and a Pilot With a Smooth Approach</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>A fortune cookie ignored, is a fortune cookie on a mission of malice. A deadly three tow truck weekend, because I didn&apos;t pay attention to the way the fortune cookie crumbled. And a Bedtime Story about a lady on a horse, a windbag husband, and a pilot who might take off with her.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Waitress Woes and Forever vs. A Minute</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/14_WaitressWoesForeverVsAMinute.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Waitress Woes and Forever vs. A Minute</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Waitresses are like Mini Moms. Be nice. They bring you your dinner, and even get you desert. And a Lovin Touch story about a minute&apos;s truth, and a forever fantasy.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Best Pick Up Line and the Workout Woman</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/13_PickUpLinesWorkOutWoman.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>The Best Pick Up Line and the Workout Woman</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>The only pick up line that worked on the picky-est 21st Century woman, an amazing 18th century pick up procedure, and the story of a pick up line that got a work out woman worked up...I think. And then to sleep.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>A Sunchine Shnoz-ectomy</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/12_SuccessfulShnoz-ectomy.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>A Sunchine Shnoz-ectomy</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>A first hand play by play account of an actual Non Cosmetic Shonz-ectomy this time. The results of life guarding at Coney Island a lot of years ago...too much boardwalk, too much hot dogs...too much sun.  Non cosmetic means kinda ugly. Schnoz as in nose, and ectomy as in cut it open, fool around for a while in there, and sew it back up. There&apos;s also an audio helping hand in here, so all and all it&apos;s a positive pod.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Giving Guys Credit</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/11_GivingGuysCredit.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Giving Guys Credit</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>I&apos;d never say all men are always saints. But there is a certain manly grace that deserves more credit than we get. So we don&apos;t do everything the way the grown up sex would like us to do them. But we GET THEM DONE. Usually. Even moving. You can call this a moving story if you like. There&apos;s a Bedtime Story in it called "For The Long Run."</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Voice Mail Survival</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/10_VoicemailSurvival.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/10_VoicemailSurvival.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Voice Mail Survival</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Doctors and Dentists are supposed to help us live a good life. But that&apos;s hard to keep in mind when they have a dead fish, an ominous Bible, and a funeral parlor fragrance in their waiting rooms. But nothing compares to the jolt you can get when you hit the playback button on your answering machine.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>A Missing Sock and Cary Grant</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/9_AMissingSockCaryGrant.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>A Missing Sock and Cary Grant</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Practical jokes are a gift from the Lord. They loosen you up, and make you can relax. Here are a couple of new ones from my buddies Dave and Al. There&apos;s also some excellent advice about women from Cary Grant, and a story about a young guy who seems to understand what Mr. Grant is talking about.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Lusty Captain Jack &amp; Curious Elizabeth Swan</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/8_LustyCaptainJackCuriousElizabethSwan.m3u</link>

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  <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Walking the thin line between curiosity and lust.</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Love is never boring when a summer rain is pouring.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>&quot;Puddy&quot; the cat, and the Prince of Fantasy</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/7_PuddyCatPrinceOfFantasy.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/7_PuddyCatPrinceOfFantasy.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>&quot;Puddy&quot; has gone missing. But the Prince is here to stay.</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Nothing grows where &quot;Puddy&quot; goes, so the Ladies of the Neighborhood aren&apos;t going to miss him. But the Prince grows stronger the more they wish he&apos;d go away.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Nothing Happened</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/NothingHappened.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/NothingHappened.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Nothing happened... and that changed two people&apos;s lives.</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>Nobody expected anything special. After all, nothing happened. But all of a sudden two people started living a new life together.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>A Quiet Hands Backrub</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/Backrub.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/Backrub.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <itunes:subtitle>Here&apos;s the web&apos;s first verbal back rub.</itunes:subtitle>

  <description>A good back rub means a very good night. Here&apos;s a verbal back rub from some calm and quiet hands. It&apos;ll turn your nerves to jelly and your muscles into warm spaghetti. </description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Beauty and the Lawn Tractor Man</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/BeautyLawnTractorMan.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/BeautyLawnTractorMan.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <description>Some women expect too much from us. We&apos;re only guys. Give a guy a snarly, high horse power toy, and make way for the appearance of a super beast called LAWN TRACTOR MAN !  But some women have a right to expect a whole lot more than they get from many of us beasts. So here&apos;s a mostly true Bedtime Story about Beauty and the Beast.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Magic Lives</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/MagicLives.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/MagicLives.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <description>Magic Lives. That&apos;s why there is Santa Claus, Beethoven&apos;s Fifth, The Beatles, The Hubble Space Telescope, and Bedtime Stories. Here&apos;s a true story, and a Bedtime Story about finding magic again, even though you&apos;re all grown up.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>The Tiny Dancer In Your Dreams</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/Dancer.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/Dancer.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <description>When worries won&apos;t let you sleep it&apos;s giggles to the rescue. Because you can&apos;t giggle and worry at the same time. Plus a story about love at first sight, and a second look at a "Tiny Dancer" from the "Night Connections" Personal Audio CD.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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  <title>Whitney&apos;s Wonderful Wedding Song</title>

  <link>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/GoodNight.m3u</link>

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  <guid>http://www.dicksummer.net/podcast/GoodNight.mp3</guid>

  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:00:00 EST</pubDate>

  <description>ABC - TV recently called Whitney Houston&apos;s biggest hit "I Will Always Love You," "America&apos;s Number One Wedding Song." That&apos;s because nobody listens any more. Just like lots of the people in your life, and mine. Here&apos;s what Whitney&apos;s song really means.</description>

  <itunes:author>Dick Summer</itunes:author>

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